NO I AM NOT DEAD.
I am doing art, a lot of art actually... a lot of really good art, actually, but I do not have a scanner here right now, so I'm going to dump a shit ton of images into my page when I get my scanner back and no one will be able to escape.
I've actually been drawing a lot of dudes, like really good ones. This is weird considering I suck at drawing dudes mostly. I don't know why, I think it's because I always make them look pretty gay (not derogatory) because I'm used to drawing girl outfits and then people think hat my boys are girls, so I just slap a pair of boobs on them and, voila! Instant chick. But now that I work full-time, I have 8 hours a day to stare at men (not creepy) and look up how to draw them on the interwebs (less creepy). The result are fantastically proportionate, eye-candy delicious men, who spill from the pages of my notebook as questionable white substances spill from a teen boy's dirty sock pile. I also brushed up on my weapons and drew a new one: Giant Boomerang. Pretty nifty, right?
There's one catch, though. I don't have my sketchbook here, so more than half of these drawings are on yellow lined notepad paper, and the other half is on a graph paper pad with my company logo on it. Haha. I definitely raid the company supply closet when I get bored. I've also learned that Gorilla Glue can stick anything to anything. Yay Science.
Anyways. just letting you know I'm still around. 2, 979 pageviews! Close to 3,000. Legit.